HELP WANTED

WHO WANTS TO BE IN KIRIN'S FANCLUB?

I AM TEH_PRESIDENT

I NEED::
A SECRETARY
A TREASURER
A VICE-PRESIDENT
A STALKER/KEEPER OF INFORMATION
LOTS AND LOTS OF GROUPIES

PLEASE APPLY WITHIN. REMEMBER THE KIRIN FAN CLUB (KFC) MOTTO::

KIRIN = LIFE

EDIT::
I HAVE OBTAINED AN ARAB TERRORIST, A ROGUE NATION, A SINGLE GROUPIE, AND A STALKER. POSITIONS STILL OPEN!